Man she getting too cool to my shawty idk.. but I slick tried to vibe her out last night when I was over there but she couldnt really vibe her out.. I dont know what to do now lol.. i need an og move
You see, I was under the impression that you didn't want to cheat on your woman; that you didn't want the rapport of the dude who's trying to fuck every broad in the neighborhood.
I thought that until I read this; it appears that you're 'poking the bear'; not enough to wake the fucker up, but enough to 'skirt' around the issue, because it appears that you want to go for it, but you're afraid of taking a 'hard no'.
Don't do 'slick', do righteous. Most women would take what you did as a passive interest and giggle you off as though you were flirting aimlessly; if you don't know what you want, she damn sure doesn't know what she wants. LEAD! You have too many ducks in a row (bathrobes, telling you she likes to fuck everyday) for her to behave indignantly if you just came out and said what you wanted.
She OPENED THE DOOR; there's no need to tiptoe through it or toss a pebble through it to make sure it's safe, STRUT THROUGH IT if fucking her is what you want to do.
So, I'm going to go ahead and give you the keys to the yacht; sail it or sink it, but if you don't fuck that broad after this, it's because you never wanted to.
Cloak and dagger; a sharp, funny, STRONG-DOSED indecent statement and range her reaction and ride the wave.
I once had this lady friend I wasn't fucking; she was pretty, but we were platonic friends and I wanted to see what the pussy was like. We were walking together in a mall and she started doing that shit women in platonic relationships do (talk about irrelevant motherfuckers). We sat down in a nice, secluded spot and she asked me, 'why can't I get a man?'. I told her, 'the reason's probably because you talk about dudes that ain't here and I noticed that you have a little ass; that's probably the reason you don't have a man'. She gasped, played coy and pretended to be offended. Then she giggled and said 'don't let the tight jeans fool you; reach in and squeeze it'...then a few more barbs at each other; you know, 'your titties are lopsided' and her saying 'The reason you're single is because you can't fuck' and a few minutes later, we're fucking.
Do the math here.
1. I admitted to looking at her ass and I commented on it.
2. I touched her ass.
3. I said her titties were lopsided; if she'd disprove my perception of her ass, she'd disprove having lopsided titties, right? She showed them (not at the mall, but at her place, LOL)
4. Since she disproved so much, surely, it's my turn to disprove the shit she said about me, right?
...add all that shit together, and we're fucking.
It all started with something outlandish, yet comical. Ballsy and daring.
I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Beating around the bush will keep you out of 'the bush'. Playing coy is for pretty, ditsy bitches; not men.
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