This actually happened to me twice! The 1st time was back when I was stationed in san diego in 05. 1 of my roomates met this chick at a club & she had a friend named doe. She had a real phat azz! Me & her became real cool. She was married & had 2 kids. So 1 night I'm at this club called martini ranch downtown, & she just happened to be there. So we kicking it, & she tells me she needs to say something to me. It was loud in the club so I had to get close. So as I got closer, she came in & started kissing me! I was like WTF? Then she started saying how she always had a thing for me. I never knew! So we wind up getting a room & I smashed her twice! The 1st time I didn't realize the rubber came off cause I was pretty tipsy, & I nutted in her. But to this day, IDK if it came off by accident, or she took it off on some sneak stuff. After I transfered to GA I lost contact with her.
The 2nd one was the craziest! This 1 was my neice's friend. I'm 5 years older than my neice, & 3 years older than her friend. Her name is nikki. When I 1st met her she was 11, & I was 14. When she became 13 she started growing out, T&A & all! She wanted my best friend bad as hell, but he was like nah she 2 young. So fast foward to last year around this time. I was at my other best friends side chicks house. We were all about to go out. She heard her downstairs neighbor come in & asked if she wanted to come & she said yea. I couldn't see who it was cause they were out the the hallway. I was surprised as hell to find out it was nikki! She was happy to see me cause we haven't seen each other in like 6 years. So we all go out & have a good time. So we get back to my boi's chicks crib & chill there. So out of the blue she just jumps on my lap & starts grinding on me! I was just like she crazy playing around. So she gets off, & then 10 mins later she jumps back on my lap. But this time she started unbuttoning her shirt & pulled her titties out. Keep in mind my boi & his gurl are still in the living room. Then she goes "suck em". Now I'm sitting there like "is this really happening?" While I'm thinking this she just shoves my head in her tits. So me being me, I start sucking them. We was getting into it so much I forgot my boi & his gurl were still there! At some point they left. So she gets up & starts taking her pants off, & I'm STILL thinking "is this really about to happen?" Sho enough it did! Twice! The 2nd time was funny tho. I hadn't had none in like 2 weeks so I was backed up. I wind up busting in her but she was on BC so we were cool. Before I pulled out she was like "u must didn't have none in a while cause I felt all of that". She had to take a shower immediately cause so much was running down her legs!
So fellas/ladies, have u ever smashed someone u didn't think it would go down?