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[nojokejonesy]

The 10 Strip Club COMMANDMENTS

1) Thou shall not get drunk in the club
2) Thou shall not talk shit in the club
3) Thou shall not pay a stripper in advance
4) Thou shall not get more than 3 dances from the same girl
5) Thou shall not buy a stripper a drink
6) Thou shall have a spending limit
7) Thou shall never go to the club on Friday or Saturday night
8) Thou shall always bring a condom
9) Thou shall always agree to term before going to the VIP
10) Thou shall NEVER eat stripper pussy

Any questions?

[erect1]

Hell ya' true story.

[SweetYoni]

[Seoulman]

We don't have strip clubs in Korea. I'm actually missing them.

[sanger]

@nojokejonesy I seen an old head eat out a stripper bitch, shit caught me off guard. She was super bad but FOH with dat shit.

[blacksmokez]

As long as I get a dance and/or getting ready to fuck a stripper? I'm good.

[nojokejonesy]

@nojokejonesy I seen an old head eat out a stripper bitch, shit caught me off guard. She was super bad but FOH with dat shit.

I've seen plenty of old cats do that shit too. It's a generational thing. I'm grandfathering them in. However, these youngster have no excuse.

I recently saw a stripper get fucked raw in the VIP. 15 mins later she's on stage doing her set and a youngster walks up tips and eat her out. Little did he know he was sippin on another mans wine. We all have to do our part to stop this bullshit.

[sanger]

I've seen plenty of old cats do that shit too. It's a generational thing. I'm grandfathering them in. However, these youngster have no excuse.

I recently saw a stripper get fucked raw in the VIP. 15 mins later she's on stage doing her set and a youngster walks up tips and eat her out. Little did he know he was sippin on another mans wine. We all have to do our part to stop this bullshit.

that's some wild shit. some of these niggas out here definitely need some help

[Love2View]

my cheap ass. they would hate me. I just view and that's it.

[sanger]

@Love2View I think there needs to be a rule for that. If you aint tippin why you came to the club?

[nojokejonesy]

If you are buying drinks, most clubs don't care about tipping. However, dancers loath voyeurs. It's difficult to get away with that on day shift, but you can easily be a voyeur at night.

[campdry]

I'm cheap up in them strip clubs. I stand near the stage and when niggas be tipping like crazy and the money fall back in front of me I pick that shit up and throw it back at them like I'm tipping.

[island85]

^^^^lmao

[JG 6900]

Good post

[reppndabay]

man..item 6 is the TRUTH!

[frankblood]

Chuuch!

[dnyce157]

Preach!!..Hell yes you are on point!! How ever I might violate rule #5 and I def follow rule #7..good list