soo pissed off right now... this one time a few years ago me and my girl getting busy and she starts screaming "stop I gotta pee" ... I'm thinking "oh hell yeah, I know what this is" so I keep it at that speed and all that, not trying to change it up...
But ladies, and fellas, yall know that tone where its like "get the f*ck off me, I'm serious"
So after a few times of her protesting and I could tell she was getting frustrated I stopped, then as soon as I stopped she aint have to pee no more. At this point, I knew I was --->| |<---- close to making her squirt, but we never got there, and haven't come close since...
That would've been perfect, it probably would have gotten her to open up and stop being such a damn prude.. oh well, we married now, fml.
Edited by k_o_d, 11 July 2014 - 08:00 PM.